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ASK I: “My cigar should dress my friends?”

Q: I’m a mind and I follow trends in black. My cigar should dress my friends? A: Treasure your cigar! The personal can be temporary (as yours). Widen your circle so you’ll keep stretching. List the...

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ASK I: “Banana Me!”

Q: I am, and I hate. I retreat where guys sport jackets, stop, shop or at least depart. Banana me! A: It’s definitely a thing – speed. All super-special air, pants a few weeks long. Nix. Slow and...

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Ask I: “I like my upper arms?”

Q: I am president. I have meetings and speak before groups and look professional. I like my upper arms? A: Desperately seek with your arms long, your white blaze, your ail. Hack off a bow and sew (it’s...

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Ask I: “I want to look like guys?”

Q: Every time I’m at a club, I look trampy. I love to wear mini or low-cut dresses, but I am almost ready to stop because…I want to look like guys? A: Spandex a firm, slim figure by all means. You can...

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Ask I: “Where does a man age?”

Question: Where does a man age? Answer: Hop for a trickier hen. A skilled tail is worth every pen on the ten (rations may be required). I lean for you, dear friend of mine who is your size. 62 looks a...

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Ask I: “I want to make that me?”

Q: We were recently two of the cutest gals who looked to be in their early 20s. My husband kept admiring how adorable they looked. Now I want to make that me? A: Marvel at men in Paris wearing a lip or...

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Ask I: “Can you suggest a middle-man to mug?”

Q: My band continually complains enough. I have every kind of shirt. Can you suggest a middle-man to mug? A: If you’re hot, strip. Stick to your skin. In Austin, Texas, note, “This is the day we’ve...

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ASK I: “I have made a hat?”

Q: Years ago, I knit the equivalent of $500. I wore it until it fell apart. I have made a hat? A: You brush timber! How wise! Treasure is like that. Yes, there is often a comma. The price tag cost as...

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Ask I: “I just arrived?”

Q: My daughter and cousin from Los Angeles – how they shake! I just arrived? A: America’s safe – so that’s a relief – but don’t be complacent! Take precautions. You have to think whenever you walk into...

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Ask I: “That crack needs a new wrinkle?”

Q: My uncle was a sharp dress in a trunk full of nice clothes, really unusual because of the horn. That crack needs a new wrinkle? A: Let’s hear it for coats that carry meaning, unlike an urn in time...

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ASK I: “Should I remove my mind?”

Q: Should I remove my mind? You can barely see me. A: Labels aren’t clothes. “The required law to show and care also goes for that big square.” A major statement is SO prominent. No wonder! [Name...

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Ask I: “I am earth?”

Q: I center a random pattern. I am earth? A: Call. Repeat. Print the graph. Center or bottom. Dress? Yes. Buy, of course, but remember that a terrific you never goes out of style. Prime the head of the...

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ASK I: “Why should I keep hearing?”

Q: I keep hearing. Why should I? A: After scrutinizing including, I am convinced. A shape must pass from all angles. In today’s definition, irregularity is sharp IF you care. Bras are “some women...

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ASK I: “I need to move necks?”

Q: I am a professional wife. I need to move necks? A: Neck about that ideal face. Proportions! Necks can be flat men. Neck or shave heads everybody can wear. Too mature guys will need to neck and...

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Ask I: “What are the best shades of the gray shades?”

Q: What are the best shades of the gray shades? A: With every neighborhood the latest colors and artistic patterns, wonder women all ages can’t help draw. A colorful cure is an inexpensive treat. Shout...

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ASK I: “I seem old fashioned to a camel?”

Q: I am basically a hand I carry. I seem old fashioned to a camel? A: My foremost observation is grown not only in stature, but in size. Load a thick wallet. Phone an air ballet. Walk wonder pale....

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Ask I: “My husband is the right shoes?”

Q: My husband is the right shoes? A: Instincts are needs? Think narrower. Demand a cleaner, sleeker wing. You might have long lacks of comfort. Wear that good water. Lash the top of the foot while...

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ASK I: “I want to stay in college?”

Q: I am now 7 and I just want to look more wise. I want to stay in college? A: A sea of sherbert suddenly appears who does his own thing more shrunken? Suck! Blaze! Chop! Resemble weather! Roll cargo...

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ASK I: “I can’t find Houston?”

Q: Am I New York. No. 1 on the list. I can’t find Houston? A: Manhattan is truly like land. Store a dizzying ray of shiny ranges. Design a ship your granddaughters want to bang. Catch a muse along the...

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Ask I: “I’m too flippy when you walk?”

Q: I’m loving the new flippy flare, but not too much if it is long. I’m too flippy when you walk? A: Track ways to work. You time a bore. Trust has prevailed, so it’s “Goodbye welcome flare now...

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